It's difficult to find something that's not
Snakes fault. If it were not for Snake, we
would be at a loss for villains.

It started in Eden, as far as we know,
but snake travels well, to any place with
people and some kind of fruit.

We should give thanks for the continued good
health of Snake and all it's wiggly relatives,
for filling our lives with fear, dread, and a
Scapegoat for all that the Devil made us do.

"It's Snakes fault...as usual"